NotionsJune 7, 2006
“Hello! This is a representative for Stan Ellis.”
“You watch movie by yourself?”
“Yes… um. I would like to give you three reasons why we need Ellis for assembly man.”
“By yourself. Go watch movie yourself.”
“Sure. Now, Stan Ellis will provide more allowance for the school…”
“You go school tomorrow?”
“No. I graduated.”
“You go to school Monday.”
“Well, um… thanks for you time.”
I hang up the other phone with a laugh.
She handles political calls efficiently, I decide.
Hahaha! I love stuff like this! Why the heck did we never hang out when I lived in Bakersfield? Why?!
Comment by Tim — June 7, 2006 @
*smirk* I’ll tell ya why… you were blind, and you fail to realize how much fun we are, sitting up there on your pedestal of self-humor.
Well handled L. Now if only I could do it without bursting out into laughter while doing so…
Comment by Sesquipedalien — June 8, 2006 @
LOVE it! Only problem is that I only get mail, not calls. And I’d feel kinda ever-so-slightly sorry afterward. But why would anyone want that job anyhow? And yeah, I’d burst into laughter too. It’s soooo funny!
Comment by Yo-Lan — June 8, 2006 @
Maybe it was her that didn’t realize me, eh K? Why not the other way around? She was aware of my existance before I was made aware of hers. Watching me dance around on her brothers webcam… I blame L. haha!
Comment by Tim — June 13, 2006 @