A small clear, brown bug squirted out of my shampoo bottle yesterday. Haley said that’s what I get for buying shampoo from the Dollar Store. Now she won’t go near my head, fearing she might get lice or some other varmint burrowing into her brain. Yet I being the Ms. Frugal I am will continue to buy infested hair products just to save an extra 25 dollars a year to send to my Hope Child in Africa.
Che is his name. A six year old black (or to be politically correct, African African?) boy who lives in a small community with no school and an AIDS infested water supply. Sometimes I think about this fact while I am washing my hair under a warm filtered water supply, but then I wonder if their shampoo has dead bugs in it.
Now I am sitting here, nestled in my soft, incubating robe wondering what he is doing. Maybe running away from one of his seven siblings, chasing after him with a dead turtle swinging from their outstretched hand. Or possibly helping his father, a subsistence farmer, plant crops for next season. Sometimes I imagine having conversations with him. Of course Che and his family speak a Tribal Language, but my imagination surpasses this small boundary.
“My name Che,” he would say.
“My name Nerual,” I would supply.
“What food you eat?”
“I eat Cheez-its which have been highly processed and mass produced in factories and filled with ingredient I cannot pronounce nor know what they are. What do you eat?”
“Eat millet. Eat plantains,” he would answer.
“Huh?” I’d as incredulously.
“Eat real food. Eat simple food.”
“Oh, right, I don’t know what that is.”
After we would hang up I’d seek out the internet to research “millet” to find that it is a type of wheat used to make grain bread. Then I’d search to see if it could be found in America, and of course, it couldn’t.
One day I will go to East Africa and visit him and his country. I will experience some of their culture, learn traditions and perhaps… understand.
Then I will write again.
Then the content will have value.
Isn’t VO5 pretty cheap? You can get it at Vons and stuff. That stuff has clear plastic so if there were bugs in it, you’d know!
Black is the PC term, African-American is now moderately insulting, believe it or not. I had a co-worker actually thank me the other day for calling him black instead of AA.
Comment by Tim — February 28, 2007 @
I agree. I’d rather be called white than Euro-American. I didn’t spawn from Europe.
And thanks for the VO5 suggestion, yet I will never give up Dove. This post is 98% pretense, although the bug thing really did happen.
Comment by pridian — March 1, 2007 @
Whatever, its all about Pantein Pro-V!
Comment by Tim — March 1, 2007 @
LOVE this post! Perfect, the kind that leaves smiles, new thoughts, and interesting ideas. I wish I wrote it. I wish I had a third-world baby. Hope child. Is that part real?
By the way, I eat millet. But then, being vegan and into world cultures, I eat pretty unusual anyway.
It’s SO very interesting to me. . . our minds are running on the same vein apparently, as you will see in my upcoming posts.
And by the way, I use V05! It’s great for long, curly hair. Dove Body Wash is the height of luxery I’m hoarding and rationing. And I only recently disavowed Pantein Pro-V (along with the great accent it’s promoted in) in favor of an organic shampoo.
Comment by TigerlilyIndiana — March 1, 2007 @
I never liked Dove. Now that my hair is once again short it really doesn’t matter, but when its long I really like Pantein. Bang for your buck its the best and I definitely liked it better than Dove. arg! DOWN WITH DOVE!
Comment by Tim — March 1, 2007 @
But Dove campaigns for real beauty! Didn’t you know?
And yes, I do have a hope child named Che. I’m a bad sponsor though, I forgot to send him a Birthday card… oh well.
You use millet! For what? I hope not to brew spirits, like I read some do.
Comment by pridian — March 2, 2007 @
You guys brew spirits? Like, good spirits or evil spirits? Evil spirits scare me.
Comment by Tim — March 2, 2007 @
Jeez, I don’t even know what kind of shampoo I use… it keeps changing cause I could care less
Beautiful post. Loved it. You’ve never had millet!? Next time, I’ll make you millet bread… it’s simple, coarse and dry… but it’s real food!
And agreed with Tim… evil spirits scare me…hahahaha.
Comment by Sesquipedalien — March 3, 2007 @
i love you angelina
Comment by steff — March 8, 2007 @